{"id":2720,"date":"2015-03-16T18:48:29","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T16:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/?p=2720"},"modified":"2015-03-16T18:48:29","modified_gmt":"2015-03-16T16:48:29","slug":"eloge-de-la-lenteur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/archives\/2720","title":{"rendered":"Eloge de la lenteur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;ann\u00e9e pass\u00e9e, \u00e0 la brocante d&rsquo;Uvrier,\u00a0j&rsquo;avais d\u00e9nich\u00e9 une grosse tortue verte en pique-aiguilles. L&rsquo;envie me prit\u00a0de la laver, et oh mis\u00e8re, le lavage laissa\u00a0alors des taches d\u00e9sastreuses&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<p>Alors, (sans regret), j&rsquo;ai compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9mont\u00e9 l&rsquo;objet (qui avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien v\u00e9cu&nbsp;!). Et l\u00e0, surprise, la bourre \u00e9tait remplie d&rsquo;un tas d&rsquo;aiguilles et d&rsquo;\u00e9pingles \u00e9tonnamment impeccables&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai alors reproduit l&rsquo;animal avec les tissus de mon choix. La voici dans son milieu naturel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#\" onClick=\"MyWindow=window.open('http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=show&name=PH031209-001.JPG&x=800&y=800&resizeWindow=true&options=','MyWindow','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=get&name=PH031209-001.JPG&x=450&y=450&options=\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#\" onClick=\"MyWindow=window.open('http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=show&name=PH031195-001.JPG&x=800&y=800&resizeWindow=true&options=','MyWindow','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=get&name=PH031195-001.JPG&x=450&y=450&options=\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#\" onClick=\"MyWindow=window.open('http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=show&name=PH031211-001.JPG&x=800&y=800&resizeWindow=true&options=','MyWindow','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=get&name=PH031211-001.JPG&x=450&y=450&options=\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#\" onClick=\"MyWindow=window.open('http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=show&name=PH034443-001.JPG&x=800&y=800&resizeWindow=true&options=','MyWindow','toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,left=20,top=20'); return false;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.haenni.info\/tools\/img.php?action=get&name=PH034443-001.JPG&x=450&y=450&options=\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">La voici, apr\u00e8s introduction \u00e0 la maison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;ann\u00e9e pass\u00e9e, \u00e0 la brocante d&rsquo;Uvrier,\u00a0j&rsquo;avais d\u00e9nich\u00e9 une grosse tortue verte en pique-aiguilles. L&rsquo;envie me prit\u00a0de la laver, et oh mis\u00e8re, le lavage laissa\u00a0alors des taches d\u00e9sastreuses&nbsp;! Alors, (sans regret), j&rsquo;ai compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9mont\u00e9 l&rsquo;objet (qui avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien v\u00e9cu&nbsp;!). Et l\u00e0, surprise, la bourre \u00e9tait remplie d&rsquo;un tas d&rsquo;aiguilles et d&rsquo;\u00e9pingles \u00e9tonnamment impeccables&nbsp;! J&rsquo;ai alors [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2720"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2720"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2896,"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2720\/revisions\/2896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.haenni.info\/blog\/eclosion\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}